Lettermans Top 10 List of Reasons A Smoker Gives For Not Quitting Smoking!

As with dave we are going to do this in reverse order….so,

The Top 10 reasons a smoker gives for not giving up smoking….

10. I’m young and only old people die of lung cancer…I figure i have a few years left to smoke.

9. I just want get financilly secure and THEN i’ll quit..

8. Its cool and you know it!

7.  I am not addicted. I just like the coughing in the morning…it makes me feel that I am still alive..

6. It’s not the smoking that makes my tongue feel furry in the morning….its the alcohol.

5. It’s cool and helps me get chicks!!

4. I am rebelling againgst the Federal Goverments attempt to impose draconians taxes against the working classes and will quit when they legalise cannabis.

3.  The Presidents smokes..so why can’t I?

2.  I told you man…it’s cool and gets me chicks!

and the No.1 reason a smoker gives for not wanting to quit…..

1. I DONT WANT TO……..

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